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    Shhhh, all is quiet. They’re finally asleep. Damn, why do they always look so cute when they sleep? Hmmm, this is a long nap. Oh, I wish they’d wake up soon… Is this nap too long? I miss them. Maybe I should wake them up. I want a snuggle!   A portion of each sale is donated to a selection of kick-ass motherhood focused charities. Please allow 8-10 working days for delivery to allow us to create your tee and post it out to you. Postage is charged at a flat rate of £2.99
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    Tired. Mum. White Slim Fit T-shirt

    £19.99
    Welcome to motherhood, where the price of hand rearing an epic mini human is good quality sleep.   A portion of each sale is donated to a selection of kick-ass motherhood focused charities. Please allow 8-10 working days for delivery to allow us to create your tee and post it out to you. Postage is charged at a flat rate of £2.99
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    If you’re happy and you know it and you really want to show it… wear this tee! Sure, there’s the sleep deprivation, never drinking a hot cuppa again in your life and lots, & I mean LOTS of tears, but motherhood is AMAZING and that needs shouting about.   A portion of each sale is donated to a selection of kick-ass motherhood focused charities. Please allow 8-10 working days for delivery to allow us to create your tee and post it out to you. Postage is charged at a flat rate of £2.99
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    Feel like your CV now needs ‘Crisis Negotiator’ adding to it? Negotiating naps with your little sleep thief is an impressive skill to hone. This Tee is for you! Now go grab a coffee and some ZZZZZ, baby’s napping (in our dreams!).   A portion of each sale is donated to a selection of kick-ass motherhood focused charities. Please allow 8-10 working days for delivery to allow us to create your tee and post it out to you. Postage is charged at a flat rate of £2.99
  • “Did ants invent the world’s first social network?” (@kateonthinice) “How did people make the first tools, if they didn’t have any tools?” (/u/word_nerd7623) “What is the name of the space between the bits that stick out on a comb?” (/u/siriusgrey) Ummm, go ask your father.   A portion of each sale is donated to a selection of kick-ass motherhood focused charities. Please allow 8-10 working days for delivery to allow us to create your tee and post it out to you. Postage is charged at a flat rate of £2.99
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    You’ve been dealing in Duplo so long it’s got to be legal tender. You break up brawls on the regular and your crib looks more ‘squatters paradise’ than ‘shabby chic’. You didn’t choose the hood life, it chose you. A portion of each sale is donated to a selection of kick-ass motherhood focused charities. Please allow 8-10 working days for delivery to allow us to create your tee and post it out to you. Postage is charged at a flat rate of £2.99